This is what’s happened to my night.
Same one that I watched before bed last night. I’ve never seen a movie misunderstand carbon dating quite like this one does. It’s astonishing.
But a Razorback hat lacks the quiet dignity of a cheese wedge.
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| — | Mike - Mystery Science Theater 3000 - “Boggy Creek II” |
Did this card suit double helix catch anyone else’s eye when watching this short? (And, of course, the short’s ideas of future phone technology…didn’t really look that far into the future, did it?)
I’m glad to know that the future has CONSTANT ORGAN MUSIC.
Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders has the best percentage of riffs that are just the guys flat-out mocking the exact words coming out of a character’s mouth.
You’re welcome.
Try the Merlin Chop! A half a pound of Merlin, served with steak fries, ve-ge-ta-ble of the day, and hwhipped dessert.
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| — | Mike - “Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders” |
Tonight, like Joel and the bots, I went to the Vali Hi drive-in in my pajamas.
I saw Iron Man 3 instead of all three Star Wars movies, though. And it would’ve been the perfect day for it, too.
Can’t win ‘em all.
One of the best bits of miscellanea ever. It’s weird to think how there were things in the 90s that were extremely popular and important to pop culture and they’re basically unheard of in this day and age. Mike and the bots were paid by Sony to leverage their popularity to advertise the Playstation, for fuck’s sake.
