Ska's Dead But I'm Not.

denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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Arby’s creme brulee shakes taste like a Yankee scented candle.

Ace: They got their weapon; I got cheated out of my childhood.
Batman: I know what that's like.

Paul Rudd attacks every scene of this movie with the soul-crushing apathy of a hitchhiker handjob. I’ve listened to my girlfriend explain a dream for an hour, and I can’t even approach the hilarious level of disinterest Paul Rudd shows when he watches a camper drown or suddenly shoves a kissing girl off his mouth. Paul Rudd is so good at playing a dick boyfriend that Rihanna ducks when she watches Wet Hot American Summer.

Paul Rudd attacks every scene of this movie with the soul-crushing apathy of a hitchhiker handjob. I’ve listened to my girlfriend explain a dream for an hour, and I can’t even approach the hilarious level of disinterest Paul Rudd shows when he watches a camper drown or suddenly shoves a kissing girl off his mouth. Paul Rudd is so good at playing a dick boyfriend that Rihanna ducks when she watches Wet Hot American Summer.

What TV show should you watch?

Aries: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Taurus: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Gemini: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Cancer: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Leo: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Virgo: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Libra: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Scorpio: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Sagittarius: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Capricorn: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Aquarius: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pisces: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

I had a bracelet 3D printed through the Google Made with Code thing. Further disambiguating my love of ska.

I had a bracelet 3D printed through the Google Made with Code thing. Further disambiguating my love of ska.

superdames:

Check out Lois’s cute hipster costume.
Today is the 75th anniversary of the publication of Action Comics #1, which means it’s also the birthday of Lois Lane (and her silly boyfriend)!
—Superman’s Girl Friend Lois Lane #47 (1964) cover by Kurt Schaffenberger

Red kryptonite’s effects last 24 hours. Lois need to calm the fuck down.

superdames:

Check out Lois’s cute hipster costume.

Today is the 75th anniversary of the publication of Action Comics #1, which means it’s also the birthday of Lois Lane (and her silly boyfriend)!

—Superman’s Girl Friend Lois Lane #47 (1964) cover by Kurt Schaffenberger

Red kryptonite’s effects last 24 hours. Lois need to calm the fuck down.